The Phil Silvers Show
(1955-1959)
30 minutes
Television / Comedy / Family / Sitcom / Variety
The Camp Freemont army base at Fort Baxter in Roseville, Kansas. The life of Master Sergeant Ernest Bilco, Company B, 24th Division, a master conartist in charge of the motor pool. Totally dedicated to acquiring money, he ingeniously schemes to bamboozle the system and manipulate the U.S. Army for his own personal benefit. A classic television series satirizing army life. Created by Nat Hiken.
Cast:
Sgt. Ernie Bilco - Phil Silvers
Colonel John T. Hall, Commanding Officer - Paul Ford
Master Sgt. Joan Hogan, WAC, Bilco’s girlfriend - Elizabeth Fraser
Private Duane Doberman - Maurice Gosfield
Corporal Henshaw - Allan Melvin
Private Dino Paparelli - Billy Sands
Private Fender - Herbie Faye
Private Zimmerman - Mickey Freeman
Corporal Rocco Barbella - Harvey Lembeck
Mess Sgt. Ruphert Ritzik - Joe E. Ross
Sgt. Francis Grover - Jimmy Little
Private Mullin - Jack Healy
Private Lester Mendelsohn - Gerald Hiken
Private Greg Chickeriny - Bruce Kirby
Captain Hodges - Nelson Olmsted
The Chaplin - John Gilson
Nell Hall, the Colonel’s wife - Hope Sansberry
Edna, a nurse - Barbara Barry
Mrs. Ritzik, Rupbert’s wife - Beatrice Pons
Also: Tige Andrews, Walter Cartier, Skippy Colby, Bill Hickey and Jack Davis
Announcer: Bern Bennett
Music: John Strauss
CBS September 20, 1955 to September 1959.
Syndicated title: "Sgt. Bilco" and "You'll Never Get Rich"
Episode:
“Slowest Gun in the West”, satire with Jack Benny
You'll Never Get Rich promo - 1955
143 Episodes aired from September 20, 1955 to June 24, 1959
Season One
1. New Recruits 9/20/1955
2. Empty Store 9/27/1955
3. The WAC 10/4/1955
4. The Horse 10/11/1955
5. AWOL 10/18/1955
6. The Boxer 10/25/1955
7. The Hoodlum 11/1/1955
8. Mardi Gras 11/8/1955
9. The Eating Contest 11/15/1955
10. The Centennial 11/22/1955
11. Bivouac 11/29/1955
12. The Singing Contest 12/6/1955
13. The Twitch 12/13/1955
14. The Reunion 12/20/1955
15. The Rich Kid 12/27/1955
16. Hollywood 1/3/1956
17. The Investigation 1/10/1956
18. Kids in the Trailer 1/17/1956
19. The Revolutionary War 1/24/1956
20. The Transfer 1/31/1956
21. The Rest Cure 2/7/1956
22. Dinner at Sowici's 2/14/1956
23. Army Memoirs 2/21/1956
24. Miss America 2/28/1956
25. The Court Martial 3/6/1956
26. Furlough in New York 3/13/1956
27. The Big Uranium Strike 3/20/1956
28. Bilko and the Beast 3/27/1956
29. The Physical Check Up 4/10/1956
30. The Recruiting Sergeant 4/17/1956
31. Hair 4/24/1956
32. The Con Men 5/1/1956
33. War Games 5/8/1956
34. Bilko on Wall St 5/15/1956
Season Two
35. Platoon in the Movies 9/18/1956
36. It's for the Birds 9/25/1956
37. Bilko Goes to College 10/2/1956
38. The Girl From Italy 10/9/1956
39. The Face on the Recruiting Poster 10/16/1956
40. Bilko's War Against Culture 10/23/1956
41. The Song of the Motor Pool 10/30/1956
42. Bilko's Engagement 11/6/1956
43. A Mess Sergeant Can't Win 11/13/1956
44. Doberman's Sister 11/20/1956
45. Where There's a Will 11/27/1956
46. Bilko's Tax Trouble 12/4/1956
47. Mink Incorporated 12/11/1956
48. Sergeant Bilko Presents Ed Sullivan 12/18/1956
49. Bilko Gets Some Sleep 12/25/1956
50. The Blue Blood of the Bilko's 1/8/1957
51. Love That Guardhouse 1/15/1957
52. Sergeant Bilko Presents Bing Crosby 1/22/1957
53. Bilko Goes to Monty Carlo 1/29/1957
54. Bilko Enters Politics 2/5/1957
55. Bilko's Television Idea 2/12/1957
56. The Son of Bilko 2/26/1957
57. Rock 'n' Roll Rookie 3/5/1957
58. Bilko's Black Magic 3/19/1957
59. Bilko Goes South 3/26/1957
60. Bilko Goes Around the World 4/2/1957
61. The Mess Hall Mess 4/9/1957
62. The Secret Life of Sergeant Bilko 4/16/1957
63. Radio Station B.I.L.K.O. 4/23/1957
64. Bilko the Marriage Broker 4/30/1957
65. Bilko Acres 5/7/1957
66. The Big Scandal 5/14/1957
67. Bilko's Perfect Day 5/21/1957
68. The Colonel Breaks Par 5/28/1957
69. Show Segments 6/4/1957
70. His Highness Doberman 6/11/1957
Season Three
71. Bilko's Merry Widow 9/17/1957
72. Bilko's Boy's Town 9/24/1957
73. Hillbilly Whiz 10/1/1957
74. Bilko's Valentine 10/8/1957
75. The Big Man Hunt 10/15/1957
76. Bilko's Double Life 10/22/1957
77. Sergeant Bilko Presents 10/29/1957
78. Bilko Talks in His Sleep 11/19/1957
79. Cherokee Ernie 11/26/1957
80. Bilko Buys a Club 12/3/1957
81. Lieutenant Bilko 12/10/1957
82. Bilko at Bay 12/17/1957
83. Bilko F.O.B. Detroit 12/24/1957
84. Bilko and the Flying saucers 12/31/1957
85. Bilko and the Colonel's Secretary 1/1/1958
86. Doberman the Crooner 1/10/1958
87. Bilko Presents Kay Kendall 1/17/1958
88. Bilko's Cousin 1/24/1958
89. Bilko's Pigeons 1/31/1958
90. Cyrano De Bilko 2/11/1958
91. The Colonel's Reunion 2/17/1958
92. Bilko Saves Ritzik's Marriage 2/22/1958
93. Bilko the Art Lover 3/5/1958
94. Bilko the Genius 3/14/1958
95. Bilko the Male Model 3/19/1958
96. The Colonel's Inheritance 4/4/1958
97. Bilko's Honeymoon 4/9/1958
98. Bilko's Chinese Restaurant 4/25/1958
99. Operation Love 4/30/1958
100. Bilko's TV Pilot 5/6/1958
101. Bilko Retires From Gambling 5/13/1958
102. Bilko's Vacation 5/23/1958
103. Bilko's Insurance Company 5/30/1958
104. Bilko's Prize Poodle 6/3/1958
105. Bilko's School Days 6/10/1958
106. Joan's Big Romance 6/24/1958
107. Papa Bilko 7/18/1958
Season Four
108. Gold Fever 9/23/1958
109. Bilko's Vampire 10/1/1958
110. Bilko's De Luxe Tours 10/8/1958
111. Bilko the Potato Sack King 10/15/1958
112. Bilko vs Covington 10/22/1958
113. Bilko Joins the Navy 10/28/1958
114. Bilko's Big Woman Hunt 11/5/1958
115. Bilko and the Crosbys 11/12/1958
116. Bilko's Allergy 11/19/1958
117. Bilko and the Chaplin 11/26/1958
118. Bilko Presents the McGuire Sisters 12/3/1958
119. Bilko's Secret Mission 12/10/1958
120. Bilko's Giveaway 12/17/1958
121. Bilko and the Medium 12/22/1958
122. Bilko's Bopster 1/1/1959
123. Bilko's Hollywood Romance 1/9/1959
124. Bilko's Grand Hotel 1/28/1959
125. Bilko's Credit Card 2/4/1959
126. Viva Bilko 2/11/1959
127. The Colonel's Promotion 2/18/1959
128. Bilko's Sharpshooter 2/25/1959
129. Bilko's Formula Seven 3/4/1959
130. Bilko's Ape Man 3/18/1959
131. Warrant Officer Paparelli 3/25/1959
132. Bilko's Godson 4/3/1959
133. Guinea Pig Bilko 4/17/1959
134. Bilko the Butler 4/24/1959
135. Ritzik Goes Civilian 5/1/1959
136. Bilko's Small Car 5/8/1959
137. Doberman Missing Heir 5/15/1959
138. Bilko's Casino 5/20/1959
139. The Colonel's Second Honeymoon 5/29/1959
140. Bilko in Outer Space 6/5/1959
141. The Bilko Boycott 6/12/1959
142. The Weekend Colonel 6/17/1959
143. Bilko Goes Civilian 6/24/1959